Threadguy SHITS on Kraken posting $LAPTOP and then DEPOSITS money on Kraken 😭Everyone who hated his take is supporting the token“Hunter Biden LAPTOP September 9th I was like ok whatever, but then I see Kraken Listings”“I honestly couldn’t believe the Kraken post”“Why… https://t.co/yh3kLQsEzL pic.twitter.com/sBQEQBzuKq
— Vi Lo (@Viliam__) September 8, 2026
AllocationShareStated PurposeAirdrops20%Wallets of people who lost money on $TRUMP, Hunter Biden’s Substack subscribers, and Andrew Callaghan’s mailing listFounders30%Retained by $LAPTOP’s founders, including Hunter BidenConditional burn30%Marked for destruction if a Democrat wins the 2028 presidential election or if $LAPTOP’s valuation exceeds $TRUMP’sRemainder20%Charity and launch costs
JUST IN: Hunter Biden is launching a memecoin called LAPTOP on Tuesday. Named after the laptop.Founders keep 30%.20% gets airdropped to people who lost money on $TRUMPAnd up to 30% of supply gets burned if Democrats win in 2028 lol.A token that destroys its own supply… pic.twitter.com/TyaXJ1ONWC
— Donald Trump Stock Tracker (@DJTRadar) September 7, 2026
